I’m so glad that so many of you thought Stacy Keibler had (new) implants in yesterday’s post! CB and I were arguing about it, and I thought I was imagining those dents in the sides of her breasts. Chica totally got a boob job, and they look relatively new. Did Uncle Clooney buy her some new boobs? If he did, Cray-Cray should be terribly afraid. He usually only buys ‘em new boobs when he’s about to dump ‘em. Incidentally, Stacy Keibler was photographed leaving Clooney’s place solo (photos at the end of the post), and heading to LAX, where she caught a flight by herself. Did Clooney banish her?!? That would be hilarious, but doubtful. She’s Oscar Barbie! She’s all prepared to be his official Oscar-Date Barbie for all of the upcoming events. She’s contractually booked through March, I bet.
Anyway, you know what a kinky bastard Clooney is, right? Yeah. Well, he could barely contain himself as he described how Stacy could “kick his ass” and how she can easily “take him down”. Oh, Clooney.
If George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler ever get into a serious argument, the actor may have to watch his back.
“She’s very tall,” Clooney, 50, told E! News at The Descendants premiere in Los Angeles Tuesday night, when asked about his date. “She can kick my ass.”
Adding that the WWE star, 32, can also knock him down in a wrestling match, Clooney says, “She can take me two out of three falls.”
But luckily, Keibler is also a “nice girl,” according to Clooney. “She really is.”
[From People]
“And she gets some rope,” Clooney said, hitching up his pants and smirking. “She gets his rope and I’m like, ‘Baby, I don’t use rope, I use scarves.’ And she’s like, ‘We’re using the rope tonight, bitch.’ And then she tackled me. Man, this girl. She’s really something, I tell ya. So anyway, our safe word is ‘rutabaga’ and she had this rope and she began tightening it around my…”
…And then the poor People Magazine correspondent was like, “Seriously, I’ve got enough, sir. Enjoy the premiere!” And the correspondent walked off the red carpet, his hands still shaking.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
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